today's track : pet shop boys - being boring
(I came across a cache of old photos...)
I'm a pack rat -- always have been. I keep everything. I have boxes and boxes of "stuff" from the past. I even keep old emails. Today I went to an old hotmail account I used to use to store emails from an ex-gf. To my surprise, it was all gone. Apparently they delete your emails and deactivate your account if you don't use it for 30 days. Three+ years of emails all gone. Not to mention the naked pictures. I suppose I probably wouldn't have gotten much for those pictures anyhow. I swear I could rip off Bill Gates' eyelids right now.
Anyhow, yet another sign that it was time to move on...bury the past and hurry the future...
Had father's day din-din earlier this evening and saw something very appalling -- a girl stuffing her face with Vietnamese noodles. Not only was she stuffing her face but she was chewing with her mouth open. NASTY. Seriously, if you didn't see this girl eat you would have thought, "wow, she's cute!" After seeing her eat I was thinking, "wow, I'm going to puke." So now I've officially added that to the list of things that turn me off of a girl.
My ex-gf was a "quiet eater". She really liked to concentrate on the food she was eating. Conversations during dinner? -- not bloody likely. Honestly, I was starting to get jealous of her salad. The salad seemed to be getting more attention than I was. Then there's Wanda. She's the "thorough, slow eater". She likes to chew about 50 times before she actually swallows anything. And we were having soup that meal. If you don't talk to her, she might take an hour to eat a sandwich. If you want to have a conversation, that might set you back about 2 hours.
Both ate like horses and both had great etiquette. They ate with style and class. I like that.
And with that being said, I must go grab some grub.
P.S. Pigtails are all the rave. If you don't have pigtails, you aren't cool. You heard it here first.
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